Blog

20 Reasons Why Food Is Better Than Sex

20 Reasons Why Food Is Better Than Sex image

So yeah, sex is great...no one’s going to argue about that; but it helps sometimes to take a break from love and what better way to get over an ex than a trip to Coldstone?

We’re here today to talk about food, have you ever had Ofada rice? Or anything with suya?

 

  1. You don’t need protection to eat wings.
  2. If your food is disappointing, you don’t have to lie and say it was good. You can’t hurt food’s feelings.
  3. Suya doesn’t get jealous if you’re seeing grilled fish.
  4. Food won’t get annoyed if you’re just not hungry right now.
  5. Microwave indomie was your first love in the university
  6. Pap wouldn’t get mad if you only see on Saturdays.
  7. Amala and gbegiri.
  8. You don’t need incognito window to look at food porn.
  9. Cupcakes are so cute. And you never have to shave before eating them.
  10. You can eat in church.
  11. You can’t date an Arab chick... but you can at least have a Shawarma.
  12. Moi Moi looks better with her clothes off.
  13. Akara wouldn’t give you an attitude if you see 12.
  14. Falling asleep while eating isn’t considered quite as rude.
  15. Pizza wouldn’t complain if you’re done in 3 minutes.
  16. You can’t get blisters from cooking your own food too often.
  17. Pounded yam doesn’t need to see a movie before you take things up a notch.
  18. Chocolate makes you feel like you’re in love. Sex… doesn’t always do that.
  19. It’s not rude to stare at another person’s food when you have yours.
  20. You can try almost any weird new food without judgement.



Comments